My Diet.

 Photo Courtesy of:  Hamza Butt

Photo Courtesy of: Hamza Butt

Hey, I ain’t lyin

I really am doin well on this here diet

Yesterday I could eat and today I get to drink

Tomorrow I will fast

And after that, no shit, bro

I expect to be one bitchin, stylin queen

 

And ain’t that the requisite prescription

For a long and healthy life

To eat one day and drink the next

And then find a stupid, cheap and easy wholesome way

To keep my mind off food and fast

Hey, I ain’t lyin

I already dropped three pounds on this here diet

 

Trust me, friend, I swear to you I’m doin fine on this regimen

I eat some shit and drink this other shit

And right on schedule, I even get to take a shit

And then religiously I fast

So that every third disgustin, down and dirty, diet cryin day

I fast and shit

Shit and fast

Ad nauseum

I shit you not

 

And it’s like I already said

I really am doin well on this here diet

Indeed I did drop those three

Praise the Lord

And keep those fat cells off of me

What do you think, bro

Give it a go

Eat, fast, shit

Knowin you, you can handle it

Care to join

I really am doin well on this here diet

 

 

Bruce D Graham © 1/7/1998